ENDLESS BUMMER contains the bands best fast paced, pseudo melodic punk tunes. Tracks include a song about girls with hairy armpits, even one song about being squashed to death by a fat person falling out of a window ... ENDLESS BUMMER invites you to the punk beach party which is sure to blow the lid off crowds world wide.

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Won't Speak 
Don't Bother Me 
More Punk 
Hairy Mary 
Girl in the Pit 
Disco Ball 
Wanna Be 
Lucky Strike
Her Body
Endless Bummer 
Pie Face 
Envy 
F.U.C.K. 
Baby Bottle 
Bury the Shovel 
Kids Song 
Wooly Bully 
(Hidden Track)
 
Won't Speak 
WON'T SPEAK , FOR ANOTHER MAN
WON'T SAY HIS WORDS ARE MINE
LITTLE WHITE LIES GET CONFUSED
AND IT JUST TAKES TOO MUCH TIME
SAY I DO , SAY I DON'T
MAYBE I WILL , OR MAYBE I WON'T
I WON'T SPEAK , I WON'T SPEAK FOR ANOTHER MAN
 
MY OPINION IS MY OWN , WON'T SPEAK FOR ANOTHER MAN
NO CLAIM TO FAME JUST LEAVE ME ALONE , ANOTHER MAN
SAY WHAT YOU WANT , WHAT YOU WILL
LOVE AND LIVE  OR HATE AND KILL
I WON'T SPEAK , WON'T SPEAK FOR ANOTHER MAN
  
NO WORDS , PUT ON YOUR TONGUE
LIKE FOOD TO THE MOUTH OF A CHILD
IDEAS GROW INSIDE YOUR HEAD
ANGER MAKES YOU WILD
OPEN YOUR MOUTH IT'S BY YOURSELF
DON'T EVEN SPEAK FOR ME
EVERYBODY HAS A VIEW
SOME TOO BLIND TO SEE

Don't Bother Me 

YOUR ALWAYS HANGING AROUND
I SEE YOUR FACE IN THE CROWD
AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
AND I THINK I KNOW YOU
I SEE YOUR FACE EVERYDAY
AND YOU TURN THE OTHER WAY
I NEVER TALK TO YOU
YOUR ALWAYS TALKING TO ME
 
I NEVER BOTHER YOU
DON'T BOTHER ME
 
I NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE
MY MOM WILL TELL YOU I'M NOT HOME
YOU WON'T LET UP ON ME
I'M GETTING RID OF YOU
I'M SICK OF HEARING YOUR VOICE
YOUR GONNA LEAVE ME NO CHOICE
I'M GONNA GET ME A GUN
AND YOU'LL FIND THAT I'M NO FUN
 
I NEVER BOTHER YOU
DON'T BOTHER ME
 
THIRD VERSE
SAME AS THE FIRST
 
CHORUS

More Punk 

DOING WHAT, I WANT TO DO,
THATS JUST HOW IT IS
DO NOT NEED , TO MOLD MYSELF
INTO SOMETHING ELSE
 
DRESSING HOW, I WANT TO DRESS
BUT WON’T BE AS PUNK AS YOU
THINKING HOW, I WANT TO THINK,
NEVER BE AS PUNK AS YOU
 
YOU CAN BE POPCORE, SKACORE OR HARDCORE
IF THATS WHAT YOU THINK YOU NEED
I CAN HAVE LONG HAIR, SHORT HAIR OR NO HAIR
CUZ’ I’M NOT HERE TO MISLEAD
 
ACTING HOW, I WANT TO ACT,
WON’T MAKE ME MORE PUNK THAN YOU
NOT LISTENING , TO WHAT YOU LISTEN TO,
WON’T MAKE ME LESS PUNK THAN YOU
 
YOU CAN BE OLD SCHOOL , NEW SCHOOL , OR TOO COOL
IT DOESN’T MATTER TO ME
I CAN BE STRAIGHT EDGE , OR A JUNKIE WITH NO EDGE
ANYTHING I WANT TO BE
 
I WAS ONLY SIX IN 1982
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO BE AS PUNK AS YOU
IN THE FIRST GRADE, WHEN WE WOULD HAVE OUR JUICE
THE ONLY SONGS WE SANG WHERE DR. SEUSS

Hairy Mary 

LETS ALL TAKE A TRIP TO EUROPE
WHERE A GIRL HAS NEVER SEEN A RAZOR
SHE LIFTS HER ARM , AND POOF THERE IS HAIR
AND IT DOESN'T SEEM TO FAZE HER
DON'T WANT TO GO TO HUNINGTON BEACH
IT'D BE MORE, LIKE HELL THAN HEAVEN
WHERE EVERY GIRLS UNDERARMS
LOOK LIKE THEY DID WHEN THEY WHERE SEVEN
(OR EIGHT)
 
MYSOGINY, THAT IS NOT ME
I JUST LIKE THE GIRLIES FORM
I LIKE, HER BOOBS I LIKE HER BUTT
BUT I REALLY LOVE HER WHERE SHES WET AND WARM
SHE'S WARM
 
LOVE MY HAIRY MARY, SHE'S MY FURRY GIRLIE
LOVE MY HAIRY,SHE'S MY FURRY GIRLIE
 
NOW I, KNOW YOU THINK
YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT I AM THINKING
I'D, BET THE DEVIL YOU DON'T
WILL YOU GET IT, NO YOU WON'T
YOU WON'T
 
CHORUS
 
O.K. IT NOT HER BOOBS, ITS NOT HER BUTT
AND ITS NOT HER COOCH
I LOVE A GIRL WHOS UNDERARMS
ARE HAIRY LIKE A POOCH

 

 

Girl in the Pit  (Click for FULL version FREE!)

GIRL, LOOK SHE'S IN THE PIT
NOW, SHE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
SEE, SHE'S REALLY HAVING FUN
OHH, A JOCK JUST GRABBED HER BUNS
 
IN THE PIT , SHES IN THE PIT
 
WATCH, SHES GONNA KICK HIS ASS
THE, FIRST TIME  THEY PASS
OUCH, SHE KICKED HIM IN THE NUTS
SCREAMS , DON'T EVER GRAB MY BUTT
 
CHORUS
 
LEAD
 
CHORUS

 

Disco Ball 

BOY SHE REALLY,
LOVED THAT DISCO BALL
AS I TOUCHED IT,
 DIDN'T THINK IT'DD FALL
BEFORE I KNEW IT,
 ALL THE KIDS AROUND
PUNCHED , KICKED AND SMASHED
IT TO THE GROUND
 
OH COME ON NOW
ITS JUST A DISCO BALL
MADE OF CARDBOARD AND GLASS
BESIDES YOUR REALLY
GONNA HURT YOUR HANDS
IF YOU KICK MY ASS
 
STILL TRYING TO REASON WITH HER,
I BROKE HER GRIP
RUNNING AND LAUGHING,
GAVE HER THE SLIP
CLIMBING OVER A WALL ,
LAST THING I HAD TO DO
SUDDENLY I STOP,
SHE HAS MY SHOE
 
KICK MY ASS
 
FINGERS BLEEDING, AWFULLY BAD
LOOKED AT MARTHA
SHE WAS REALLY MAD
STEAM WAS COMING OUT OF HER EARS
SNOT WAS COMING OUT OF HER NOSE
WHEN I THOUGHT I SLIPPED AWAY I HEARD
HER SAY YOUR GONNA PAY
 
LIKE THE DISCO BALL,
SHE SMASHED ME TO THE GROUND
NOW SHE’S SITTING ON MY CHEST
SHE'S SLAPPING ME AROUND
FIRST A PUNCH IN THE GUT
SOCK IN THE NOSE
NOW I NOTICE SHE’S REALLY PISSED
 SHE RIPPED HER PANTYHOSE
 
CHORUS

 

Wanna Be 

I'M A POLITICIAN, WITH ETHICS
BUT I'M TOO STUPID
 I'M A WANNABEE
 
I'M A PREACHER, AND I'M PERFECT
BUT I'M TOO STUPID
I'M A WANNABEE
 
COULDN'T I SEE
COULDN'T I SEE
COULDN'T I SEE
 COULDN'T I FUCKING SEE
 
I'M A COWBOY
IN THE CITY
BUT I'M TOO STUPID
 I'M A WANNABEE
 
I'M A SURFER
IN THE DESERT
BUT I'M TOO STUPID
 I'M A WANNABEE
 
CHORUS
 
I'M PREGNANT
ON CRACK
BUT I'M TOO STUPID
I'M A WANNABEE
 
I'M A DUCK
IN THE LAND OF KINGS
BUT I'M TOO STUPID
I'M A WANNABEE
 
CHORUS

 

Lucky Strike 
ONE DAY I WAS WALKIN'
CAREFREE DOWN THE STREET
I WAS FEELIN' PRETTY SWEATY
THATS SAYIN' NOTHIN' FOR MY FEET
THEN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
OR SO I THOUGHT
I WAS SMASHED AGAINST THE SIDEWALK
AND  I KNEW IT HURT A LOT
 
OOHS AND AAHS
 
I KNEW IT HURT A LOT
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS
NEXT THING  I'M KNOCKED OUT
AND IT WAS BECAUSE
SOME GUY I DIDN'T KNOW
UP ON THE THIRTY SOMETHIN' FLOOR
HE WAS HAVIN' A BAD DAY
COULDN'T STAND IT ANYMORE
 
CHORUS
 
NOW IT SEEMS I BROKE HIS FALL
ENDED UP HE BROKE MY BACK
TELL ME WAS THIS GUY DRINKIN'
TELL ME WAS HE SMOKIN' CRACK
NOW THATS A SORRY SON OF A BITCH
 COULDN'T DO IT IF HE TRIED
BUT HE'S THE ONE THAT LIVED
AND I'M THE ONE THAT DIED
 
 HEAR HE'S MAKE SILLY SOUNDS
WITH HIS FINGER AND HIS LIPS
SOME LOONEY LANDED ON ME
THEY SPREAD MY ASHES OFF A SHIP
THEY SPREAD MY ASHES OFF A SHIP
CUZ THERE WAS NOTHIN' LEFT TO STEAL
EVERY SINCE I KISSED THE SIDEWALK
 SURE HE NEVER MISSED A MEAL
 
CHORUS

Her Body

NOT SO LONG AGO, A GIRL I KNOW
SHE GOT KNOCKED UP ( GOT KNOCKED UP)
SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO , BUT
SHE STILL WAS (ITS NO JOKE)
 KNEW SHE MADE A MISTAKE
HAD A HEAVY CHOICE TO MAKE(HERS TO MAKE)
BUT THERE IS THIS OLD MAN
BELEIVES IN JUST ONE PLAN (OLD AS DIRT)
HE CAN'T HEAR HER VOICE
THINKS SHE HAS NO CHOICE
SAYS PRO LIFES THE WAY
HE'S LIVIN IN YESTERDAY
 
I WANT TO SEE, THESE OLD MEN
WITH THE PRO-LIFE SCHTICK (PROLIFE PRICK)
WHO CRUMBLE EVERYTIME
THEY PASS A KIDNEY STONE THRU THEIR DICK (THEIR THE P HOLE)
TRY AND SQUEEZE , A BOWLING BALL
OUT OF YOUR BUTT (DOES IT HURT)
UNTIL THEN,
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT (SHUT IT NOW)
NO VOICE , CHOICE
NO VOICE , CHOICE
NO VOICE , CHOICE
 
 
ITS HER BODY
 
NO ONE IS THE SAME
 WHEN YOUR BORN
YOU HAVE NO NAME
 
ITS HER BODY
 

Endless Bummer 

SO YOU THINK I'M HAPPY BY THE SMILE ON MY FACE
LOOK INSIDE MY HEAD YOU'LL SEE AN EMPTY SPACE
YOU WON'T FIND A THOUGHT OR A CARE IN MY SKULL
WITHOUT THIS GORGEOUS GRIN, I GUESS I'M PRETTY DULL
 
NO MONEY , IT WON'T MAKE ME HAPPY
NO DRUG, CAN MAKE ME HAPPY
NO BODY, WILL MAKE ME HAPPY
NO NOTHIN', I SO PATHETIC
 
SAY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, TELL ME SHOULD I CARE
I GRADUATED COLLEGE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE
WE'RE BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME, THATS WHAT MATTERS MOST
OUR TEETH ARE STRAIGHT AND PERFECT, BUT OUR BRAINS ARE TOAST
 
NO BOOB JOB, CAN MAKE ME HAPPY
NOT DIAMONDS, I WON'T BE HAPPY
THAT CADDY, WON'T MAKE ME HAPPY
NOT NOTHIN, I'M SO PATHETIC
 
DEPRESSION
NOW ITS ALL GONE
HOW DO YOU KNOW
CUZ' I'M SO HAPPY
 
HAPPY........

 

Pie Face 
ITS EVERY MAN'S FANTASY ,TO BE WITH TWO GIRLS
DON'T JUMP AHEAD , LET ME FLOAT YOU SOME RULES
SHUT UP SIT DOWN , AND HEAR WHAT I SAY
YOU WANNA KNOW RIGHT THEN I'LL TELL YOU THE WAY
IT'S ALL FOR HER,THERE'S NONE FOR YOU
PRETENDING YOU CARE AND SHE WON'T HAVE A CLUE
YOU WON'T TOUCH HER, SIT BACK AND WATCH
RIGHT BEFORE YOU SEE THE GIRLS BUMPIN' CROTCH
 
WHY'D I TALK HER INTO BEING WITH A GIRL
NOW SHES LEFT ME FOR ONE
 
DIDN'T LISTEN AND YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT
PUSHED TO HARD ON JUST THE FIRST NIGHT
YOUR COVER WAS BLOWN, SHE SAW RIGHT THRU
IT'S ALL FOR HER ,THERE'S NONE FOR YOU
NOW YOUR OUT , THE GIRLS ARE IN
THEY HAVE NO MORALS AND YOU SAY IT'S A SIN
YOU HAD SOME FUN , GAVE HER SOME PEARLS
THE JOKES ON YOU , BUT NEVER THE GIRLS
 

Envy 

I'VE GOT EYES I CAN SEE
EVERYTHINGS BLURRY
I'VE GOT EARS I HEAR
SO DON’T FUCKING WORRY
I'VE GOT EYES I CAN SEE
EVERYTHINGS BLURRY
I'VE GOT EARS I HEAR
 
ANYTHING YOU THINK , I ALREADY KNOW IT
GO BEHIND MY BACK AND YOUR ACTIONS EXPOSE IT
DIDN'T FOOL ME FROM THE START
ONLY ENVY FILLS YOUR HEART
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF LOYALTY
 
CHORUS
 
JEALOUSY HAS LEFT YOU WITH NOTHING , NO LESS !
ONE MAN'S AGONY , ANOTHER'S SUCCESS
DIDN'T FOOL ME FROM THE START
ONLY ENVY FILLS YOUR HEART
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF LOYALTY
 
CAN'T FIND YOURSELF , IT'S NOT IN ME
ANOTHER MAN'S CONFUSED BY JEALOUSY
THE GREEN EYED MONSTER'S GOT YOU IN HIS HAND
HE'S NOT REAL , MADE IN THE MIND OF A MAN
FEELING DRUNK , CAN'T SET YOURSELF FREE
CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR INSECURITY
 
CHORUS

 

F.U.C.K. 
F.U.C.K,  I WANT MY CD'S BACK
FUCK,  MY NEW GIRLFRIENDS STACKED
FUCK, SHES GAINED SOME WEIGHT
FUCK, I'M DOING GREAT
 
BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL HER ,THE TRUTH
BEING HAPPY ,IS JUST A SPOOF
 
      
FUCK, TELL HER I'M RICH
FUCK, SHE WAS ALWAYS  A BITCH
FUCK, LIFES TREATING ME GOOD
FUCK, HOPE SHE CHOKES ON HER FOOD
 
BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL HER ,THE TRUTH
BEING HAPPY ,IS JUST A SPOOF
OR LET ON TO HOW PATHETIC I'VE BEEN
SINCE SHE LEFT WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS
 
F. U. , F.U.C.K., FUCK TELL HER THESE THINGS
 
FUCK, YOU DON'T SEE ME MUCH
FUCK, WE DON'T STAY IN TOUCH
FUCK, I THINK HE'S ALWAYS DRUNK
FUCK, HEARD HE'S INTO PUNK
 
FUCK, FUCK TELL HER THESE THINGS

 

Baby Bottle 

WHEN I WAS A BABY ON THE BOTTLE THEY PUT ME
I DIDN’T KNOW BEFORE, BUT NOW I WANT TO BE
 
1,2,3, BOTTLE BABY
 
CHORUS
 
WHEN I’M OLD AND GRAY YOU WILL HEAR THE PEOPLE SAY
OH, HE’S BEEN ON THE BOTTLE SINCE A BABY
 
NOW IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IT SEEMS THE WORLD IS WRONG
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING THERE’S A MORAL TO THIS SONG
 
I’VE BEEN ON THE BOTTLE SINCE A BABY
AND I DON’T CARE IF PEOPLE CALL ME LAZY

 

Bury the Shovel 

HOWEVER I WENT
 I DIDN'T LOSE
OPEN THE BOX
 TO SEE MY SHOES
GIVE ME A FINAL
KISS ON THE CHEEK
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
I'D BET I STINK
 
BURY ME THEN BURY THE SHOVEL
BURY ME , BURY THE SHOVEL
BURY ME THEN BURY THE SHOVEL
JUST BURY ME , BURY THE SHOVEL
BURY ME , BURY THE SHOVEL
 
PUT ME IN
A SUIT OF CLOTHES
MAKE SURE MY PINKY
WITH THE RING ON SHOWS
NEXT MAKESURE
MY HAIRS GREASED DOWN
WITH TRES FLORES
OR ROYAL CROWN
 
CHORUS
 
 MY FRIENDS BETTER CELEBRATE
I KNOW THEY WILL
BUY A BOX OF CIGARS, PASS EM  AROUND
THIS IS MY LAST HOORAH, SEND IN THE CLOWNS
EVERYBODY JITTERBUG, EVEN THOUGH I COULDN'T
DON'T HARASS THE GIRLS, CUZ YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T
EVERYONE HAD BETTER BE CRYING
FROM LAUGHING HARD
DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE ME AT ROSE HILLS
NOT THE BACKYARD
 
CHORUS

 

Kids Song 
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E, WENT TO PRE-SCHOOL TODAY
I COULD NOT HELP TO FIND, MY TEACHERS ALWAYS LIE
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E, LEARNED A NEW TUNE TODAY
I THINK ITS KINDA GROSS , AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES
 
THREE BLIND MICE, THREE BLIND MICE
SEE HOW THEY RUN , SEE HOW THEY RUN
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THE FARMERS WIFE
SHE’LL CUT OFF YOUR TAIL WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE
EVER SEEN SUCH SIGHT IN YOUR LIFE AS
THREE BLIND MICE
 
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E, WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TODAY
I COULD NOT HELP TO FIND, MY TEACHERS ALWAYS LIE
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E, LEARNED A NEW TUNE TODAY
IT REALLY DOES FIT THEE, MY TEACHERS ALL TOLD ME
 
I COULD WHILE AWAY THE HOURS, CONFERRING WITH THE FLOWERS
CONSULTING WITH THE RAIN
WITH THE THOUGHTS YOU WHERE THINKING
YOU COULD BE ANOTHER LINCOLN,
 IF YOU ONLY HAD A BRAIN
I’D UNRAVEL EVERY RIDDLE, FOR ANY INDIVIDDLE
IN TROUBLE OR IN PAIN
I WOULD DANCE AND BE MERRY
LIFE WOULD BE A DING-A-DERRY
 
IF, BOOM D’E, KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL TODAY
NOBODY LIKED ME THERE, MY TEACHERS ALL WERE SCARED
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E, I LOST MY CHICK TODAY
SHE LEFT ME STANDING THERE, NOW IT’S MY CHANCE TO SAY
 
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY, ALL COVERED WITH SNOW
I LOST MY TRUE LOVER, FOR COURTIN’ TOO SLOW
FOR  COURTINGS A PLEASURE, AND PARTINGS A GRIEF
BUT A FALSE HEARTED LOVER, IS WORSE THAN A THIEF
FOR A THIEF WILL JUST ROB YOU, AND TAKE WHAT YOU HAVE
BUT A FALSE HEARTED LOVER , WILL LEAD YOU TO THE GRAVE
THE GRAVE WILL DECAY , AND TURN YOU TO DUST
NOT ONE BOY IN A THOUSAND, A POOR GIRL CAN TRUST
HE’LL HUG YOU AND KISS YOU, AND TELL YOU MORE LIES
THAN CROSS TIES ON A RAILROAD, OR STARS IN THE SKIES
 
QUE SERA SERA, WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE
THE FUTURE IS OURS TO SEE , QUE SERA SERA

Wooly Bully (Hidden Track)

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