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Salad Daze 
No Tattoo 1:40 
Date Rape 1:53 
F*** the Cops 1:51 
Business 2:21 
Head Start 1:52 
Binge 2:15 
Hate & Rage 1:52 
Reign 2:17 
Old Man 1:39 
Overserved 1:53 
White Boy
Phantom 2:06 
Trendy F*** :52 
Dug That 1:52 
One-a-Night 1:59 
'Bout Time 1:14 
Lucky 4 Me 2:35 
Enough Said 2:08 
Morality Man 1:43 
Bad Bone * 
Singles * 
Ding-a-Ling 3:13 
I Love You J. C. :05
 * Recorded Live at The Butt-Cave
SALAD DAZE
I'm gonna live my salad daze forever,
I'm not gonna take my life so seriously.
I don't wanna be a part of your grown-up world,
I just can't hang out and do what I'm told all the time.

No way
Not me
Nope
No can do.

I'm gonna live my salad daze forever,
I'm gonna stay young at heart for the rest of my life.
I don't wanna be a part of your corporate world,
life full of headaches, paycheck, drugstore.

No way
Not me
Nope
No can do.

LUCKY 4 ME
Save the good things  for my eulogy
Save the good things  that I'll never see
Save the good things  and try to be sincere
Save the good things  I'll leave you with your fear
How is it I threaten you?  Why are you afraid of me?
How is it I threaten you?  Why are you afraid of me?
How is it I threaten you?  Why are you afraid of me?
How is it I threaten you?  Why are you afraid of me?
Afraid of me!

Lucky for me  Money's not the cure
Lucky for me  Falwell's not our Fuhrer
Lucky for me  Your brain is not of birds
Lucky for me  Your knife is made of words
How is it I threaten you?  Why are you afraid of me?
How is it I threaten you?  Why are you afraid of me?
How is it I threaten you?  Why are you afraid?
How is it I threaten you?  Why are you afraid of me?
I'm scared!

Really - are you nuts?
Do you believe in what you say
People tell me something new
They tell me every day
People
Everyday people tell me where to go
People tell me what to do
What to say, and which way
Groups and gangs, clubs and such
They keep talkin - it's too much
It's too much!

Save the good things  For my eulogy
Save the good things  that I'll never see
Save the good things  and try to be sincere
Save the good things  I'll leave you with your fear
Save the good things  I'll leave you with your fear
Save the good things  I'll leave you with your fear
Save the good things  I'll leave you with your fear
Save the good things  I'll leave you with your fear

NO TATTOO
I want a tattoo but my mom said no
No son of mine's gonna be a freak show
Wanna show off, really be a clown
There's a circus pullin in on the other side of town
Think you're so smart, think you're so slick
Want a tattoo you can get it on your dick
No need to snivel, no need to pout
Want a tattoo then you gotta move out
Mom said no tattoo
As long as you live here you won't be a louse
If you wanna tattoo you can move outta the house
No need to snivel, no need to pout
Want a tattoo then you gotta move out
Mom said no tattoo
I want a tattoo but my mom said no
No son of mine's gonna be a freak show
No need to snivel, no need to pout
Want a tattoo then you gotta move out
I want a tattoo but my mom said no
No son of mine's gonna be a freak show
Wanna show off, really be a clown
There's a circus pullin in on the other side of town
Think you're so smart, think you're so slick
Want a tattoo you can get it on your dick
No need to snivel, no need to pout
Want a tattoo then you gotta move out
Mom said no tattoo

DUG THAT
Taking life slow and taking it easy
You wanna be like me but you can't be sleazy
Life goes quick and life goes fast
Everybody wants a good thing to last
Take care of yourself and try to act old
You've got no balls and you've never been bold
Why - People are weird
Why - Ones that you feared
Why - Who have you cursed
Why - Who dies first
I've already been there and I've already dug that
I've already been there and I've already dug that
I've already been there and I've already dug that
I've already been there and I've already dug that
Been there - Oh yes I've seen this and I've seen that
Been there - Oh yes I've dug this and I've dug that
Been there - Oh yes I've fought this and I've fought that
Been there - Oh yes I've drank this and I've drank that
Been there - Oh yes I've ****ed this and I've ****ed that
Been there - Oh yes I've drank this and I've drank that
And I've been there before
It's time to say bye cuz it's time to go
You wasted your life you didn't star in your show
You took no risk and you've took no chance
We've played the music but you didn't dance
Don't take your life so slow because your life goes by fast

ONE A NIGHT
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
I just can't get to sleep at night
Knowing that nothings ever right
I've got this spec-special attitude
Knowing that I've nothing ever true
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
Pushed to the limit, bled it 'til it dropped
Built a coffin, now my mess is mopped
I'm kicking back at the local pub
Always found a way how to pop a chub
One
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
One a night, a night stand
Every night, it's the same old thing
Every night, I'm left, I search in vain
A thousand others do exactly the same
Every night, it's the same old game
One

BUSINESS
Don't ask me, don't tell me anything at all.
The phone rings - no answer - you'll know I made the call.
Invite yourself to places, don't want you there at all.
One of these days I'm gonna nail you to the ground, you're gonna fall.
Mind your own business, don't bother minding mine.
You bug the shit out of me every single time.
Mind your own business, don't bother minding mine.
You bug the shit out of me every single time.
Don't ask me, don't tell me anything at all.
The phone rings - no answer - you'll know I made the call.
Invite yourself to places, don't want you there at all.
One of these days I'm gonna nail you to the ground, you're gonna fall.
Mind your own business, don't bother minding mine.
You bug the shit out of me every single time.
Mind your own business, don't bother minding mine.
You bug the shit out of me every single time.
You giggle, you laugh, you make me ****in cringe.
You make me want to grab a bottle and go on a binge.
Mind your own business, don't bother minding mine.
You bug the shit out of me every single time.
Mind your own business, don't bother minding mine.
You bug the shit out of me every single time.
(You're in my face every god damn day!)
Mind your own business, don't bother minding mine.
You bug the shit out of me every single time.
(You're in my face every god damn day!)
Mind your own, mind your own, mind your own business.

HEAD START
I want to get head tonight
I want to get head tonight
I want to get head tonight
That's right, do bite, be light
Took her to a party, she wouldn't give me head
Didn't tell her my real name I told her it was Fred
Everyone at the party was diggin on her butt
And though she wouldn't give it up
Still thought she was a slut because
She's movin, she's groovin, she's diggin she's swingin on it ...
Took her to the parking lot I had her in my car
Everybody in the place, they thought I would go far
Tried to get her panties off she wouldn't let me go
And every word that she said - it sounded just like no because
She's movin, she's groovin, she's diggin she's swingin on it ...

PHANTOM
Pick my girlie up so I could take her to a show
Phantom of the Opera but she didn't want to go
All the rich people came in the same limo
And there is one thing that they will never know that
there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,
no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night

Drinking at the bar the shitty twenty dollar drinks
As the curtain rose, we were ushered to our seats
Getting her to sit through it turned out to be a feat
Underneath the stage a drummer's beatin' off his meat and
there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,
no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night

At the end of the show the Phantom had to lose his mask
Getting my girl out of her dress turned out to be my task
Now the gag is in her mouth and she is ready to go
And what happens next is something you will never know that
there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,
no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night

'BOUT TIME
It's about time for me to get out of danger.
Well, I don't love you, no no, you've become a stranger.
You've just got to have your own way.
Won't play, I'm gonna go.
It's about time for me to get out your life.
Well, I don't love you, and you will never be my wife.
You've just got to have your own way.
Won't play, I'm gonna go.
It's about time for me to get out your town.
Well, I'm tired of seeing your stupid face with that frown.
You've just got to have your own way.
If you don't want me here, I'll disappear.
I'm gone.

TRENDY FUCK
Wanna kiss you like they do on TV
Wanna fuck you like they do in magazines
Hang out at the bars, get all your drinks for free
Now it's two o'clock and you ended up with me,
you trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck

Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big fucking ass covers the whole stool
Now it's three o'clock, down on your knees,
beggin' for the dick and you're even saying please
You trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck

Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big fucking ass covers the whole stool
You trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck

ENOUGH SAID
You don't know what you don't know
I see you brain ... in your hands
You don't know you think so slow
No time to change your plans
You don't know where I'm from
To find me please don't try
You won't know me for to long
Farewell, so long, goodbye
Farewell, so long, goodbye, enough said
Get out of my head
Farewell, so long, goodbye, enough said
Get out of my head
Find yourself without my help just do it on your own
22 or 23, your qualified as grown
Life is life so understand life's what causes death
Leave me now I'll say no more you've left me with no breath
You don't know what you don't know.

REIGN
Act my age is what I'm told
By hypocrites who are bitter & cold
People come to me and say
You can't continue life this way
Take your life into a hole

Your loss my gain I've got full reign
Plus I don't need you
Your loss my gain I've got full reign
Plus I don't need you
Your loss my gain I've got full reign
Plus I don't need you
To tell me what to do
With my life and I'm here to tell you
That can start right now

Start right now & strive to be
An unambitious bore like me
Take your life into a hole
Let normality drain your soul
Settle down - be mature
Be mature - settle down
Don't have a problem that's not my cure - not my cure
Never try - please their needs
Please their needs - never try
When they make a cut it's you that bleeds
 
FUCK THE COPS
Only twenty-five tryin' to stay alive.
Stay away from me and don't give me no jive.
We're havin', havin', havin', fun. Fuck the cops.
Doin' what we want to, go where we please.
Everybody else get down on their knees.
We're havin', havin', havin', fun. Fuck the cops.

Cuffs on hands and club on my head.
Will someone please tell me what I just did.
We're havin', havin', havin', fun. Fuck the cops.
Now I'm in jail wearin' county blues,
dick's at my house and their searchin' for clues.
We're havin', havin', havin', fun. Fuck the cops.

We've got to, to say fuck you!

Fuck you!

Only twenty-five tryin' to stay alive.
Stay away from me and don't give me no jive.
We're havin', havin', havin', fun. Fuck the cops.
Doin' what we want to, go where se please.
Everybody else get down on their knees.
We're havin', havin', havin', fun. Fuck the cops.
 
HATE & RAGE
Here's my story
I'm Friday - it's Saturday
I'm in my local grocery store spying on two young ladies
bending over to pick up a fresh loaf of french bread
Now I'm not supposed to sing about beer or sex or fun anymore
I'm supposed to be mad and full of hate & rage
But that's not me
I couldn't help myself, I grabbed their buns

Anger, depression, inflation, frustration
Creation, relation, aggression, recession
Gang wars and coke whores
These people with bed sores
I'm so full of hate & rage
Get outta my way
I'm gonna turn the page
I'm so full of hate & rage
My sister just married
Jimmy Page
Fighting my conscience but still doing what's wrong
First time I've left my feelings in a song
Some people will take you and throw you away
Finally my chance and I've nothing to say
I'm so full of hate & rage
My sister just married
Jimmy Page

DATE RAPE
Grew up little kids, she just lived next door.
Never in my wildest dreams did I think she'd be a whore.
I woke up this morning, real happy with a tent.
Hoping she received all the flowers that I sent.
She was so perverse! She was so perverse!
Date rape in reverse! Date rape in reverse!
She was so perverse! She was so perverse!
Date rape in reverse! Date rape in reverse!
But I had a problem, ten bucks was all I had.
So I borrowed twenty more from my dear old dad.
It was seven o'clock, I knew the time was right.
If everything went my way, tonight's my lucky night.
She was so perverse! She was so perverse!
Date rape in reverse! Date rape in reverse!
She was so perverse! She was so perverse!
Date rape in reverse! Date rape in reverse!
Picked her up at her house, so innocent and cute.
But I didn't know all she wanted was my root.
Tuggin' at my shirt, jerkin' at my pants.
I saw a look in her eyes, I think she's in a trance.
She was so perverse! She was so perverse!
Date rape in reverse! Date rape in reverse!
She was so perverse! She was so perverse!
Date rape in reverse! Date rape in reverse!
  BINGE
A while back, my friends used to tell me how great I looked, and why didn't I have a big beer gut like them. Cuz I used to drink as much or more of anything I wanted to. But little did they know, when I got home I threw up. That's right, I threw up. So one night I got up enough courage and went to a drinking disorders program, and this is what happened that night at the program;

But I didn't know they'd shock the shit out of me!
Plug me in, arc my brain, make me never drink again.
Cost me a hundred bucks, now I got no sense.
Can't get a job, gotta live in a tent.
Walk'in 'round this town, people spit on me.
Electricity on my head, now I barely see.
I got dirty clothes on, closet in a box.
Women's shoes on my feet, but there ain't no socks.
Don't know what my name is, seems it used to be Luke.
Sleeping in the gutter,drowning in my puke.
Binge and purge, binge and purge,
here it comes I feel a surge!
Binge ... Purge ... Binge ... Purge ... Binge ... Purge ... Binge... Purge ... Binge ... Purge ... Binge.Binge ... Purge ... Binge ... Purge ... Binge ... Purge ... Binge... Purge ... Binge ... Purge ... Binge. 

OLD MAN
Drink as much as I used to
Just don't think I can
Screw as much as I used to, but
I still don't use my hand
No ones looking up to me and
Telling me I'm king
Girls no longer chasing me
And looking for a fling
But I wouldn't, I couldn't
Look as old as you and I'm dead
Wouldn't, I couldn't
Come and dig me up outta the ground
Right now
 
OVERSERVED
We went drinking last night - I'm overserved again
Something whispers in my ear - the bottle is my friend
Playing devils advocate, I'm doing as I'm told
Bartenders' are smiling, another beer is sold
I'm overserved again, I'm overserved again!
Order another round and keep it coming fast
Only three of us are left and we'll see who can last
I can see the alcohol closing up their eyes
People to the left of me are dropping just like flies
I'm overserved again, I'm overserved again!

Pick myself up, I've got to take a piss
The toilet keeps on moving and I know I'll fuckin' miss
Get back to the table - their faces smashed on it
Grab their heads by their hair - what's this fuckin' shit?

We went drinking last night - I'm overserved again
Something whispers in my ear - the bottle is my friend
Playing devils advocate, I'm doing as I'm told
Bartenders' are smiling, another beer is sold
I'm overserved again, I'm overserved again!
We went drinking last night - I'm overserved again
 
WHITE BOY
Went to go to see that band and saw them jump around
They went so commercial that it really brought me down
When they started making cash it went right to their heads
Now every time I hear their stuff it puts me right to bed

and I said
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down and boogie and play that funky music 'til you die

Went to go to see that band they waved their hair around
Just a bunch of hippies with their locks down to the ground
When they started making cash it really brought me down
How a bunch of pea-brain hippies have overrun out town

and I said
Play that hessian music white boy
Play that hessian music white boy
Play that hessian music white boy
Lay down and head-bang and play that hessian music 'til you die

Went to go to see that band their hats were big and round
I saw Black Bart and The Kid - knocked Little Joe to the ground
When they started making cash I really didn't care
Cuz they're all good ole' boys & treat me pretty fair

and I said
Play that country music cowboy
Play that country music cowboy
Play that country music cowboy
Lay down a 2-step and play that country music 'til you die

Morality Man
Mr. Morality media man
Passing judgement across the land
Don't wanna here what we can say
You can't have it all your way
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive too

Mr. Morality media man
Let me take you by the hand
You won't even know this place
You have never seen your face
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive too

I talk like you

#$$#&&()@!#%$&&(!

Do you kiss your mom with that guttermouth
You motherfist fucker suck my dick you whore
I'll tell you more
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive
If I'm offensive - your offensive too

Mr. Morality media man
You can't even understand
Two kids and a prissy wife
Why don't you just live your life
Mr. Morality media man
Mr. Morality media man
Mr. Morality media man
Live your life

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DING-A-LING
When Paul was a cute little boy,
his grandmother gave him the cutest little toy.
Two silver balls and a little piece of string,
she said it was Paul's Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
One day Paul was swimmin' turtle creek.
Man, them snappers all around his feet.
Sure was hard to swim that thing.
With both hands wrapped around his Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
One day Paul was layin' in his bed.
He looked down and he saw Laura's head.
But you know Paul weren't know chump.
Ten seconds later he dumped his gump.
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.  

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